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B. Simpson

Entitlement

April 5th, 2009

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February 26th, 2009

Very often when I ask a question in class you could hear a pin drop… all I get are blank faces until I provide them with a humorous hint or one of the “smart” kids finally just answer.

2 + 2 = 5
For extremely large values of 2

For awhile those instances made me feel like I wasn’t doing a good job teaching, that is until last night. The note set I was working with had a few errors and typos that I hadn’t caught (late night note writing). They caught every one of them and of course let me know.

I think I may turn this into a game and put errors in on purpose so that they’ll actually participate.

Seriously, people still check?

February 23rd, 2009

Since I don’t even update and people still read or leave comments… well I guess then I just have to write more.

13th

February 23rd, 2009

The romantic that I am, I convinced Kim to see Friday the 13th on Valentines Day… hey we did something sweet the night before, so there.

 

But I have to say that the movie wasn’t much more than your standard slasher movie… blood and a whole lot of TNA, all with “spectacular nipple placement”. Needless to say Willa Ford is not ashamed of showing her body off.

The one nice thing was that despite the ridiculousness of the plot, they attempted to explain some things. Such as the mass-system of underground tunnels Jason has at his disposal are just the remnants of an old mine. And we find out how he gets his mask… from a stoner.

All in all it wasn’t too bad, but the seats really sucked.

Better than a Pot O’Gold

October 6th, 2008

Hilarious

September 21st, 2008

If you’ve never read the good book, well now you have an alternative version: The Brick Testament

I think there is something wrong with seeing Lego Adam and Eve going at it.

Read and enjoy…

Hey…

May 20th, 2008

I know it’s been awhile, but I’m gonna start updating this more often and probably with more cool news, science, and math stuff.

As for me, I have my comprehensive exams in Aug. (which makes for a fun summer of studying) and I got engaged a few days ago, so come next June there’ll be a wedding. If you want some information you can check out this компютриsite and if you want to click on one of the ads feel free… just once of course.

Take it easy kids.

The Eye

March 14th, 2008

This one got a little back logged, ops.

So I’m pretty much going to write about any movie I see and the most recent one was The Eye, starring the amazing (and not her talent) actress Jessica Alba. I never saw the original, so I can’t compare, but this version was all right. Though I have to admit that for a suspense/horror movie it wasn’t too suspenseful or scary, I mean there were parts where the I twitched… but that was because of the sudden-surprise factor.

theEye

So the basic premise is this blind chick has a retina transplant to correct her vision and starts to see all this wacky stuff. At first she doesn’t really think much of it because she doesn’t know what things are supposed to look like and such. But after seeing people walk through her or taken away by a shadowy figure she figures out whats going on. Turns out her retina donor was a young girl that could see the spirit world… I know, creepy. I won’t give away the ending, but it’s a little cheesy.

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Lego My Eggo

March 12th, 2008

So Eggo makes Lego waffles… and it is amazing, now if only I ate waffles or had a toaster-oven to toast them in. (Spring Break Special though).

Lego Eggo

For those of you who might not know, Legos are pretty much the most amazing toys EVER! The company/product just turned 50 a few weeks ago, which is sweet, and they’re starting to make decent sets again. I used to have a big Lego city in my basement… it was nice, I could spend hours down there using my imagination. Perhaps some day I’ll have another one, that’d be cool.

Wii

March 11th, 2008

I’ve decided that I’m going to have to get a Nintendo Wii… mainly because something “happened” to my Gamecube’s memory card and all that saved information and effort gone, so why not get something with internal memory and that will play all my old games (even use the old controllers).

The other main reason is because of a new game coming out this Spring… thats right the greatest series in Nintendo history continues: Mariokart. I can only imagine how sweet it is going to be and its not like I wouldn’t play it a lot (only 14 at a time). I think the bestpart will be the real-time online play… a little brotherly love and ass-whipping from a few hundred miles arpart, nothing brings family closer. Oh and the new Bomberman looks pretty sweet and is one of the best multi-player fun games out there.

So if you’d like to make a donation to the “Get Kris A Wii” Foundation please leave your information and donation amount below. Or maybe I can just say I’m treating myself after a decent school-year of hard work and awesome TA-ing, right?